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Stardate: 5/10/99

Rediculous Behavior

What exactly constitutes rediculous behavior ? Well for one, a person is actiing rediculous when he or she decides to go outside the boundaries of what is socially acceptable. Rediculous behavior can also be more subtle. For this article i'm going to tell you about something that basically pisses me off.

So what pisses me off ? Gym bunnies. When i hit the gym to workout I usually go there with the intention of sweatin my ass off and making myself miserably sore. I wear clothes that i really don't care about because they are only going to wind up stinking like shit and possibly torn. I guess maybe i should clarify: Gym Bunny. A gym bunny is a woman that decides to go to the gym in the tightest most revealing outfit she can, with makeup, and jewelry to match. They smell good and usually look great. The problem is their going to the gym for the wrong reason. The gym is made for pumping iron and staying in shape. If your lookin to get laid, go to the club honey. Normally guys use the gym for exactly what it's there for anyhow so we're not all that interested in you shakin your ass in our general direction, too much testosterone pumping to even notice.

Columbine High School Incident

Alrighty then, lets talk about this murderous escapade by two kids that didn't know they were being assholes. The only thing that grabs me about this whole story, beside the lack of discipline kids get at home nowadays, is the racial shit that continues to pervade our schools and lives. It never ceases to amaze me the stupidity of some people. To wear a swastika anywhere on your body or have one anywhere in your life in general should be criminal. Doesn't any of these dushbags remember the thousands of people that suffered because of that symbol ? Friends and family that may have lost their lives in that war. People who died for no other reason than the fact they were jewish ? How rediculous is that ? Anyone reading this that is a racist, skinhead, neo-nazi, KKK etc.....pay attention to the next paragraph.

How would you people like it if the roles were reversed ? What if white people were the minority in America and your father or mother was violated or killed in some way because of the color of your skin ? Would you sit back and try and be understanding ? I doubt it. It's time for you assholes to realize that a person is not measured by the color of their skin, their religion, or thier culture. They are measured by their talents, values, and character. Anyone that believes in the former isn't worht shit. They have no character, no values, and if they have any talents they probably waste them in pursuits of white power or some shit.

In conclusion, i think those kids in Colorado did one good thing, they woke up the US to the problems that still exsist with racism and gun control. They also proved another interesting point, parents need to pay better attention to their kids and beat their asses when they get outta line. Problems like these start at home, Trench Coat Mafia parent, beware, and be ashamed at the lousy jobs you've done as parents. Later....

Paul Benninghove